The Exhibitionist Hotel

Prime location in South Kensington and we booked the city trash suite for a friend of ours who was visiting London for a celebration.

Check in was very smooth and facilities are excellent with an outdoor terrace/seating area.

Breakfast was not included in the room rate so we opted in after check-in. It costs less than £13 for one which is a bargain being in central London.

The staff are just great! Literally every member of staff was really friendly and helpful every time we spoke or even went past them.

The rooms are really cool as is the whole hotel it’s a super fun overall experience, it’s exciting and different.

What a great hotel! From the large Bull in the entrance, the front desk made out of books, the eclectic interior, and the artificial grass in the lift, this was a great place to stay. Situated close to museums, pubs, shopping, and a couple of tube stations that serve Heathrow, it is in a good location for travelers.

The check-in was easy, the front-desk staff were very knowledgeable. There gave us some good tips about the neighborhood and oriented us to the hotel pretty quickly.

The rooms are European sized, meaning that you have only a couple of feet around the bed. The bathrooms were very large featuring a tub and separate shower, though the lighting was a little low making it a challenge for the wife to do her morning routine. There was coffee an tea service in the room along with a television.

Bed was extremely comfortable and the curtains kept the light out effectively. There was a small closet to hang things, an iron, ironing board, and an in-room safe.

There is art throughout the building with each floor decorated differently and some interesting art in the stairwell.

Morning breakfast is pretty good, and the hotel bar is great for pre-dinner drinks.

We stayed twice during the same trip, both rooms were equally pleasant, one just with a green motif and the other with a red motif.

Now the only London hotel I’ll book! The location is perfect and the hotel itself is absolutely gorgeous. We loved the decor from top to bottom. Our room was spacious and well appointed. The staff, especially Chigo at the front desk and Amalia in the lounge, are so helpful and friendly-they felt almost like friends by the end of our stay!

A place with a soul ! You will not find another hotel like this in London.

It is very conveniently situated, decorated with a unique taste, the room is spacious, has an en suite bathroom with a shower and a bathtub, and the breakfast is absolutely delicious.

The hotel is calm but also convivial in a good way, the disposition of the lobby and dining room makes it feel like a house.
A must stay !

Excellent hotel, location is spot on and just off the main roads for it to be nice and quiet later on.

Rooms excellent, little small but to be expected in London.

Staff were excellent from start to finish

Beautiful hotel and very friendly polite staff. Restaurant and bar very clean and relaxing. We were served by a beautiful, friendly lady called Eleha who makes the best cocktails and remembers your orders. Can highly recommend. Thank you Eleha for making our stay

Conveniently located & very clean, an excellent base with easy access to the local attractions. Pleasant & accommodating staff offering a no fuss service. Definite recommendation.

Hotel is very impressive on looks and rooms. Staff very friendly and helpful. Not cheap but thats London for you. Recommended.

Whoever decorated this hotel must have had a lot of fun because it is an unexpected collage of objects, colors and shapes.

The hotel staff was very attentive and the bartender was a riot.

We had a room with a small terrace and full minibar. Only complaint is that the lighting over the sink is inadequate for make-up/shaving.

Breakfast was excellent.

We booked a 6-night stay in a superior double with balcony, and it was a great experience. The staff were kind and helpful (one of the front desk folks even gave us breakfast at 5:00 a.m. while we were waiting for our car to the airport), and we loved our room. It was, unsurprisingly, a little on the small side, and it would have been helpful to have had more storage space for our long-ish stay. That said, the bed was incredibly comfortable (even for my 6'4" husband), the room was dark and quiet at night, the balcony was pleasant, and the bathroom was wonderful. I'm going to miss that bathroom for a while--a deep tub with a seemingly never-ending supply of hot water, great water pressure in the rainfall shower, and I think the floors were even heated. And of course, the art makes this place extra-special. Location is excellent--nearby access to the Underground, easy walking distance to the Royal Albert Hall and museums, and a number of good restaurants within a stone's throw. I'd stay there again in a heartbeat.

Absolutely excellent. Got a good rate and had a lovely clean, classic room with a generously sized en suite. Customer service was superb too.

Lovely Hotel, quirky. Great location. Friendly staff. Breakfast offering could be a bit better.

Super nice hotel, great location, friendly stuff. Would definitely recommend and return.

Very welcoming stay for a weekend in London. 5 minutes from tube station. Area around hotel was quiet and Hotel was well presented and modern. Continental breakfast was the only option but plenty of choices. Bar was reasonably priced and you can order pizza throughout the night. Rooms were quirky and spacious. Proper coffee machine also. Will book here again.

Such exquisite surprising design! Room is a bit small but that is to be expected. It had a balcony and the decor is so fantastic and cozy you forget it's small. I felt VIP there! It is definitely a Good Vibe feeling hotel! Good value and great location. I really love this hotel and will stay here again! The only food option is pizza which is really cool.... But..... The pizza isn't very good. If they changed the pizza chef it would be awesome!

Great place to stay to get around Staff very polite and friendly, especially Eleha in the bar area, would stay here again 👍

I think they have decent rooms and the specific room I had was the "Drop dead gorgeous suite" that's usually booked months in advance... All I can say is Wow! Superb experience and I've started all over the world, the room was roomy considering the size of most rooms in London, there is service of needed, the bar has an happy hour in the evenings, it Ajayi has your typical London breakfast either enjoyed downstairs or brought to your room. The only downfall to be was using stays to actually get to your room but I do believe that's typical once again for the country. My room has a jacuzzi inside with a TV and unique sound speakers, well lit, shower wit multiple points of splash, rainfall, mist, and handheld sprayer. It's expensive but fit a special occasion, worthy. The staff is helpful even with recommending local restaurants and there are many eateries ask within walking distance. The museum is also about a 5 min walk but it wasn't easy leaving the room. My a/c writhed fine in the room no issues. It's definitely bin and stay here again.

Lovely hotel, very quirky decor. Hot tub in the room was amazing and the Halloween decorations shown in the photo were very cool- a mixture of vodka and food colouring to create the rainbow jars behind the bar! The pizzas were delicious as was the lychee and Disaronno drink I had. Great location, just around the corner from the natural history museum and walking distance to tube stops. Would recommend a visit and would definitely stay here again.

Really enjoyed our stay. Room was very clean and provided everything we needed. It was small - but many hotel rooms are in London. All the staff were very attentive. Great location - lots of cafe bars/restaurants close by, tube station is only a 5 minute walk. I would definitely stay here again,