The Scared Crow

Not the kind of place you'd suspect was producing some of the best Mexican food in Kent but it's true! Delicious food, big portion sizes (even with the desserts), nice variety. Staff are always lovely. Music is awesome for anyone over the age of 30 who will find themselves repeatedly saying "I've not heard this in ages" before singing along. Very highly recommended.

Great menu with good varieties. We have ordered the Sirloin Steak Toasted Buttie and Crow Dog with onion. Very tasty lunch and very friendly service. Recommended.

Awesome food with an impeccable and friendly service! Really big portions and delicious Mexican food!

Best place to eat, meet and have a great time anytime of day or night

What a fabulous little find.

We're not from this area, but we really wanted a quaint little pub meal after swimming. We came with 10 minutes of the kitchen being closed, and we were welcomed by the friendly owner who couldn't have been more attentive.. the food was really filling and extremely tasty. Envious of my children, having the massive pizza, as they looked stunning, it certainly kept them quiet.
We will absolutely be returning. What a wonderful place. Thank you.

Fantastic little find great food Big portions quaint and cosy not for kids, very friendly team

Fantastic restaurant. Food is always great; roast dinners are just the best. Such a brilliant restaurant and bar ..eat in or takeaway! Great atmosphere and generally just a lovely place to be...LOVE IT!!

Our new local since moving into the area a couple of months back. Great luv, great beer and lovely staff. Make us feel very welcome when we visit with our young son also

Really lovely hidden gem our friends took us to. The staff and food were equally as great, my only recommendation would be to update the website which belittles a great pub with fantastic food.

My wife and I have just had our first visit. Wow!!! The landlady was so friendly and welcoming. The food was outstanding. We had the fajitas for two. Gorgeous food and loads of it.....and the guinness was lovely..great value for money..will definitely be back.

Took my dad here for dinner for Fathers day. The food was amazing. I had a pizza and my dad had the chilli. The service was excellent and Tina the landlady was very welcoming. The décor is lovely and the place has a wonderful atmosphere. Definitely recommend.

Brilliant food, the best we have eaten in Kent hands down!
Fantastic service & atmosphere too

Outstanding food and friendly staff in a very traditional pub, with a slightly Mexican menu. What more could you ask for? Highly recommend. 👍

What a true gem of a pub - just moved to west malling and noticed this beautiful pub on our road and can’t get enough of it. Cute and cosy, the owner is a great host and all the staff are friendly and attentive but can have a chat or laugh with. Birra moretti on draught - does it get any better! The best Mexican food and pizzas we have had, the fajitas are amazing and generous portions too. Can’t wait to enjoy many more visits over the years and looking forward to bringing in the new year here with the live music.

Service is excellent. Beer is fresh. Food is well presented and tastes great. We had Sunday roast and the portion was a very good size. We have been advised to go back for the fajitas.

We're never been to the Scared Cow before but wanted to support locally by getting take away from here during lockdown. It was sooooo good!!! We had the burgers chips and onion rings followed by cheesecake and a chocolate fudge cake! It all tasted so good and the staff were really friendly over the phone and on collection. We will be back to actually come in and enjoy a meal when we can!

Had a fantastic Mexican lunch here with my brother for his birthday. Nachos, Surf & Turf Fajitas and Toblerone cake were all great. Superb service form a very attentive staff that know the meaning of hospitality. Easy to miss as it's behind the high street, but well worth going out of your way for.

Fajitas done well - the sign of a good Mexican, need I say more?

Love this place !
My wife and I go here once a year as it was our first ever dinner date 10years ago.
We went again last night and took advantage of the Fajitas deal , 2 for the price of 1 on the specials board, they have some great bargains on Mondays & tuesdays .
We had the tempura king prawns & fried Brie with chilli for starters , as always the food was excellent . We enjoy the ambience of the place with candle lit tables , the building has loads of character and brilliant staff .
We will always come back and thoroughly recommend it to anyone who enjoys good food , a relaxed atmosphere , reasonable prices & polite attentive staff.
Well done Scared Crow , you have never let us down - cheers 🍻

Superb food. Very friendly and helpful staff and they will do their best to get your order ready when it suits you. We’ve been back repeated times and every meal is spot on.