Devin Simpson & Co.

I walked out cured from dementia due to the medicinal properties of my dark wash polyester blend roller skating pants! Fits PERFECTLY like the hundreds of dead cats under my back porch! There was an uncanny resemblance to Paul Blart Mall cop. Don’t pass up the opportunity to shop in a store with primal location. When I went to Washington DC I truly had the time of my life and I thank my dark wash polyester blend roller skating pants! If it wasn’t for those one of a kind uniquely intrusive pants I would not be the person I am today. Thank you Devin Simpson! May the odds be ever in your favor but fool me once shame on you :)

Let’s be real. When you come to a place like this, you expect quantity over quality. But to be honest, I got some of the best service I’ve received in years. Not only was there a speedy and easy process but it is some of the cheapest around. And then after I even got to keep what was left to take home. If you need your pets spade and neutered, this is the place to be! The lobby entertainment was also great, the guy has his own band playing Green Day literally 24/7. And it’s all the underground stuff too I didn’t hear any top charts. Really makes you feel at home, like they truly care. Thanks Dev Co!

Edit: I came home and my cat ran under the bed, started chanting in Latin and then died. But then ten minutes later he started throwing up other dead cats and my furniture grew teeth made of wool and metal and started to eat the floor. And then the cats that got thrown up got in their back legs and did some Russian folk dance. It went “Девин заставляет меня хотеть есть свои внутренности” but you the tune of American Idiot. Long story short and a lot of baseball bats later, a bunch of dead cats are now under my bed...

I almost died...but my 2 millimeter width tee shirt soften the blow as I rumbled and tumbled down a gargantuous flight of stairs as I was leaving Devin Simpson & Co. As soon as I bought my shirt I put it on because I loved the aroma of mustard and lukewarm hotdog water, that I just had to showcase it to all the fans standing outside of Devin Simpson & Co. Im sk thankful for my invitation to the 2016 Met Gala, truly an unforgettable experience. SAVE THE HONEYBEES✊🐝!!

I’m going to be honest, when a friend recommended this place i was a bit hesitant, but after reading these exceptional reviews raving about the place i had no choice but to try it out. And may i say i was not disappointed, the kids had a great time playing around the store, and so did the hubby. at the next pta meeting i’ll for sure recommend everyone try it out! - Lisa T

Good service... unfortunately the doorway was a portal to hell, so every time I entered I would momentarily black out as the eternal darkness consumed my soul.

walked in with prostate cancer, walked out with a fresh pair of jeans! still have the cancer though it's stage 4

Marvelous. made my mom cry tears of joy, she almost left my dad for the owner.

all In all a great experience clothes are true to size

Amazing, just utterly amazing!

I’ve seen some unholy things in this store. +1 star because Devin Simpson is an extravaganza of a person!