The Produce Exchange

This business is so essential for the neighborhood. Not a lot of places that have access to fresh produce in south MPLS, the entire staff is kind, genuine and a pleasure to talk to. I work in the same building so I’ve been visiting and shopping every day for over a year. I get treated like a friend, and the food I purchase makes my body feel good. 5 stars feels like an understatement, simply the best :)

I was told that I need to visit the Produce Exchange to see beauty that can only be explained by the touch of Aphrodite or Venus.

Upon my arrival I saw a display of Bananas, Carrots and Cucumbers that can only be described as a ‘Deliberately phallic display, that would make most men feel inadequate.’ I stared at this display uncontrollably, and time stood still as memories of past flames were racing through my mind… it took some time for me to break the trance this display put on me.
I continued to navigate the Produce Exchange as the fog of past flames was clearing slowly…
…and that is when I saw something so voluptuous and ensnaring…
It was a display of watermelons and cantaloupe. Again, time stood still as I slipped into a daze… …I was haunted by every ‘missed connection’ I have experienced… …and that is when I heard a faint whisper… as if the wind carried a soft voice from miles away…
“…Sir…?”
“…Can I help you…?”

I again returned to reality, and that is when I saw her… Her beauty cannot be articulated… I couldn’t speak… I started stammering… and that is when she softly touched my shoulder and said ‘Use your words’.
In that moment I almost fainted, and I had to had to gather all of my strength to speak…

…and all I could say was: “I am fine, Thank you.”

The Produce Exchange has been touched by Aphrodite and Venus. When you visit, you will need all of your strength!

Great place to shop. Easy parking on street and 2 parking lots. Ramp will validate for 1 1/2 hour parking.
Fresh produce including organic produce. Very good prices and high quality. Lots of other items available as well. Kombuchas, Soft drinks, juices of many kinds. Cheeses. milk and yogurt. Chips and snacks as well flours, canned, boxed and frozen items.
Friendly staff.

The lady with the short grey hair is always quite pleasant from my experience.

Great selection and friendly staff

Nice people and a good selection products for the size of the place. However, I wouldn’t neccesarily rely on them for last minute items, they tend to close a few minutes early for no apparent reason 🤷🏻‍♂

I moved from Duluth to Minneapolis so, I’m going to check on the fruit.

Good Fresh food. But very expensive

Been a loyal customer for years but now I’m done! 2nd time in a week I’ve walked down to pickup something only to find them closed during normal business hours!
I’d already learned never to try after 4 in the afternoon even though the business hours are until 8. They close early if they feel like it but 2 in the afternoon, midweek is just ridiculous!
Bye!

Old Lady with gray needs to be fired! Trust me you will see why I am saying this once you go there

Incredibly rude manager, I've had the worst experience and do not feel welcome when I come here at all!