Ned's Bayou

I went into Ned’s Bayou looking for some fine pool equipment (as stated on the sign outside). I was greeted by two men named Tyler and Josh who introduced me to the owner a little gremlin like creature named Ned. Ned proceeds to persuade me into giving up my information in return for a text message. I have no complaints what so ever. If the store opens again, I recommend you stop in! The pool equipment is expensive but it’s very high quality! I’ve never seen my pool look as good as it does now. I was even offered a complimentary sip of chlorine, it was delicious! Keep up the great work Ned!

A drunk gremlin took all my money while I was in here and I didn't even get fine pool equipment,,, like I'm not mad about it though. The place smelled with just a touch of chlorine which smelled amazing but no fine pool equipment??? Obviously they're hiding it in the back because I could smell the chlorine but like, whatever. This place closed only after being open 3 days and that's probably because nobody's pool needs can be met here. :/ but like I said, I left this business very happy.

my father wanted to get pool supplies from this store and they absolutely had everything. from chlorine pods to all the equipment needed to clean and refurnish our pool. the two that helped were tyler and josh, and they had a little furry friend come and test if the chlorine was,, whats the word,, safe? the furry animal was named Ned and i assure you he was a blessing to have. 10/10 would recommend.

I got greeted by a small radioactive anime looking gremlin at the store and got harassed for my personal information. When I refused the little furry drowned me in a pool and the Chlorine levels were super high and I ended up getting a burn on my butt. But he was super nice about it And I was being rude so I get it. Customer service is amazing. The little rat is cute so it's hard to get mad at it. I asked the weird guy in a bucket hands to talk to the manager and a man riding a horse ran me over. It was a great experience. Lot's of pool equipment I've never seen before. Truly innovative.
15/10 would recommend to my friends :

Went in looking for some Fine Pool Equipment and got out with all my information stolen by a funny looking fuzzy gremlin animal called Ned, who apparently owns the store. Still, I have no complaints whatsoever. My pool is going to be clean as hell thanks to that super high quality Chlorine they sold me. Thank you!

I never though I'd say this but I never thought a rabbit with antennas would own a shop full of pool equipment, but it was one of the best stores I've been to. The chlorine is a little too spicy for me though, and it was a bit crowded by some wierd jacket people with tape on their shoulders. Like, bro, seriously? I just want a anthropomorphic rabbit-goats chlorine. Their safety rating is surprisingly high. Enjoyed by experience at Ned's Bayou.

It was very nice. There was good quality pool supplies. I'm very excited to use it at my town's local pool.

While I was there shopping, I felt very welcome. Everything was in it's place, with labels. It was organized. But besides the other people there, there was something else following me?

It was a small gremlin looking thing. It kinda looked like shy guy from mario if it was a furry. It had a small name tag labeled 'Ned', I'm assuming he's the manager. Because it's Ned's Bayou after all. He kept eating my pants, and washing it down with chlorine. A true hero. I will always think of Ned when I use my brand new 50ft pool noodle.

Went there with my mom and two of my friends. Was hard to find since my mom's not good with directions (I'm not even kidding) but we found it. As we were apporacing the line there was a man that worked there I asked him if he knew Tyler Joseph since he worked there and he said "I might" I ran into the line screaming and he laughed. When in line we met some great people so that's cool. When we got closer to the building one of my friends was like "yo it smells like chlorine out here" we thought he was crazy until we got into the store, it actually smells like chlorine in there. It's not to strong though. I got there on the last day so they were out of stock of some of the items but it was very cool. I got a shirt with the logo on it and a couple things for my pool at home. There were barrels of what I'm assuming is chlorine that also had the loho on it, they were cool and changed colors. The lady that helped us was very patient and sweet. They had some cool decor that had a bunch of pool toys, shirts, towels, hats, etc. in little crates around tvs which I thought was amazing. The music was also really aesthetic which I enjoyed. We got a picture with the owner Ned and he was super nice. All in all 100/10 would recommend to anyone who wants to have a cool time.

the interior of the store is really gorgeous and i got all of the fine pool equipment that i needed! i also made a nice furry friend, he looked kind of like a demon goat gremlin, but he wasn’t a bother or anything. just a little creepy. but i still enjoyed my experience at ned’s bayou!

I don't own a pool but i still ended up buying something.. Must have been the smell of chlorine mixed with some other chemicals or the owner Ned (great person.. Or alien I'm not sure about it) that convinced me. As the years goes by I'm thinking that ned is not human, the store appeared out of nowhere and disappeared just as fast.

overall, they had fine pool equipment and it was a decent store. but there’s this weird gerbil-goat-dwarf thing with antlers stealing all the chlorine? very confused as to why that was included. keep an eye out for him, he seems shady.

A little goblin with horns made me give them my personal info, he said if i didn't he would hold my head in chlorine for two minutes and revoke my pool cleaning privileges.. i gave him my info. all in all it was a very good experience! 11/10 recommend visiting!!!

Really good pool equipment. Cheap and good quality chlorine. Great for smoothies, to add to your coffee or by itself! Also there was this weird gremlin-pokemon-furry looking thing at the register??? He’s good at math tho.

10/10 would buy there again

At first, I didn't understand what all The Hype around this place was about. I had heard of it before, but We Don't Believe What's on TV and I didn't really have a need for it until one day, I took it upon myself to Morph a rather unsightly and large Trench in my backyard into a swimming pool. But not just any swimming pool, it was going to be the biggest and baddest swimming pool around. I wanted it to be so grand, that it would become a Legend to all the neighborhood kids.
The first step I needed to take in creating this huge swimming pool was to remove the Forrest of Trees surrounding the Trench, as the roots would inevitably get in the way. As I began to Clear the Trees, I ran into problems right away. One of the limbs came back and smacked me in the face. It Cut My Lip and all I could see was My Blood. I felt defeated, as if I my ego was crushed to Smithereens. It was at that moment that I realized I was in over my head and I needed to consult some experts. Then remembered this little shop I had heard so much about. Although I usually prefer to keep my business Fairly Local to my Hometown, I determined it was worth it to Leave The City I live in to go over to Columbus to come to this business. I was still feeling a bit woozy from my run-in with the tree limb that seemed to Levitate off the tree, and I could feel a Migraine coming on, so I called a Taxi Cab.
When I arrived, a bunch of customers(who seemed more like Heathens) were also there. One kid referred to herself as a Bandito, whatever that means....
Despite the weird clientele, I was incredibly pleased with my experience at Ned's Bayou. At first, I thought I should Be Concerned because Ned, the owner, was kinda funny looking, but I thought to myself, "Who am I to be The Judge of some alien-looking dude with Glowing Eyes?" But don't let his unconventional appearance Fake You Out, Ned is super helpful and very informed in all things pool equipment. He was able to give me some pretty solid advice on the best way to finish my pool project. The advertising for "fine pool equipment" couldn't be anymore true. I picked up a nice Jumpsuit and some Chorline to finish the job. I was feeling a lot less Stressed Out on my Ride home, all thanks to Ned. I was a lot less nervous and filled with Doubt with how I was going to finish such a huge task.
I'll admit that after getting hurt, I was questioning whether this job would kill me and I'd be seeing Neon Gravestones in my future but all thanks to Ned and his help, I can say, "Not Today!"
I was able to get the job done and the pool looks Lovely. It's been so nice to have a huge pool to enjoy this summer. My daughter Ruby, my son Nico, And The Niners(that's his little neighborhood buddies) all love swimming in the pool. Heck, even my Pet Cheetah, Jason, takes a dip every now and then. I'm so pleased with how my backyard looks now, and everytime l look out of the window behind my Kitchen Sink while doing dishes and see such a beautiful pool, I can't help but feel thankful to Ned's Bayou for all their help. Friend, Please, if you're considering building a pool, or if you just need fine pool equipment, Save yourself some trouble and go to Ned's Bayou Before You Start Your Day anywhere else.

I woke up here after giving my personal details to the weird furry dude that works there. I'm presuming kidnapping but who knows. Despite that, its a great place, a massive range of pool equipment beyond your belief. Tyler Joseph did ask me if I could please leave at one point, but it was resolved quickly. Prices are great. Service is somewhat questionable. But it's all part of the experience!

I went I for some Fine Pool Equipment, and came out with my information stolen by a little rat goblin. Then, a few green gentlemen followed me out while carrying torches. They gave me yellow petals which were pretty tasty. The store kept playing some random song talking about drugs? It went “weed is a chemical” which is wrong but ok, goblin rat.

P. S.

Stream Truce or Goblin rat man will steal all your info 💕

10/10 would buy again.

A small fluffy fellow suggested I came here for chlorine? He gave me a red carnation as a gift. I'm very happy to say all went well and I will continue to shop here. 10/10 highly recommend.

I found some great pool equipment over here and almost bought everything there, a naked mole rat directed me around the store showing me to his finest chlorine which was kinda weird because he tried to force me to go in but overall great experience and I hope I get a pool soon so I can use my supplies

Saw this store & the art on the doors & windows & thought why not check it out, I needed some Fine Pool Equipment for my pool anyways, walked in & was greeted by this very small fuzzy gremlin looking dude, he said his name was Ned & seemed very sweet but informed me that I couldn’t shop there till I gave him all my information,( name, address, birthdate & Instagram account name) like I said he seemed so very sweet so I gave it all to him, & I left with 21 gallons of Chlorine, needless to say I am very happy with the service I received, & want to give a very very big Thank You to the 2 very handsome gentleman that loaded my truck with the 21 Gallons of Chlorine I think Their names were Joshua & Tyler. Will definitely be shopping here again.

Fine pool equipment, great manager and good service. That furry named Ned was cute, even though he threatened to hurt me if I didn't give him all of my information, I liked him. It's a shame that Ned is going out of buisness in a few days. The only problem I had was that I accidentally joined a cult that called themselves "Banditos". Would recomend shopping for pool equipment here.