H&M

I've found that H&M has some decent clothes for me, despite me not being exactly their demographic. Their sizing varies alot from item to item (sometimes I'm M, L, XL). Today I came to exchange several items I purchased at a different H&M. Normally I feel I'm on my own, today however I asked very nice young lady named Gianna to help me. She walked me around the store and made sure I got all the correct items in the correct size. Great experience, great service!

So it was Memorial Day weekend and there was no better way to honor those who have fallen; those who sacrificed life and limb, those who had their souls shattered by the chaotic screams and undeterred bloodlust of hellbent enemies sent to destroy the very fabric of our identity, those who chose to leave behind any semblance of peace and humanity in order to defend God, country and family under the machinations of madness than to seek out some AMAZING deals that stores are offering right now. THEY sacrificed it all so that WE could continue to enjoy our way of life.

And the way of life in 2024 is being a greasy, fat, dopamine addicted, consumerist sociopath. Who am I to throw that all away? C’mon man. I didn’t feel like walking a hot car lot with some sigma male with armpit sweat telling me about the Memorial Day Jeep sale and how he’s willing to take 15 bucks off the listing price of a 2023 Grand Cherokee, so I decided to head over to the mall to enjoy some semi-functioning A/C.

I always like to take it all in. The sights and sounds. The echoes of screaming children, the open mouthed, lifeless eyes of middle aged men with horrible posture in plaid shorts holding a pink bag from Victoria’s Secret while their sweaty, fupa wife dips pretzel bites into a cheese cup as they both begrudgingly march ahead. The 200 yard stare of kiosk merchants that just gave up because hawking phone cases and vapes just isn’t doing it for them anymore. I used to go to the mall for unsolicitied capitalistic cat-calling but now even that is gone. I miss the old days where they would straight up stalk you for 10 minutes and grab your arm just so they could smear you with Calvin Klein One cologne and guilt trip you into a purchase. Now you have to pour ice water on them and do a Fortnite dance to even get them to notice you.

Anyway, I was looking for something materialistic to replace my personality with but then I sipped my boba tea too fast and the boba ball went down the wrong tube. I was dry heaving and sucking in air and thought I was about to die. I found myself on the ground sucking for air. If this is how I was going to go out, I had to make sure it wasn’t in front of a Hot Topic. If they were to find my body covered in vomit and boba balls, it was going to have to be somewhere more dignified. Thankfully H&M was right next door. There was a big sign that said 20% off Memorial Day sale, so I stomach crawled my way in as fast as possible.

An employee named Jayson welcomed me & asked if I need help getting up. “We could all use a little help sometimes, Jayson” I said as I reached up. Then he walked away. I guess H and M stands for heartless & machiavellian. A manager came over as I dusted myself off & said “Hi sir, I’m Thaddeus. I was told you had quite the entrance a moment ago. Is there any way we can assist you today?” I didn’t like his fancy tone, but I decided to play his little game anyway. “Well hello Thaddeus. Yeah I was finishing my Memorial Day Tik-Tok challenge. You know the one that honors the fallen by crawling on our stomachs in public areas for 300 feet to serve as an homage to the brave service members who made the ultimate sacrifice in battle. Do you know anything about that Thaddeus?” “No, sir, this is my first time hearing about it” “Well knowledge is power, Thaddeus. And power is everything. You ever serve in the military Thaddeus?” “No I have not sir”….

”Well I did a tour in Vietnam and Cambodia”. I felt bad for making it seem like I was a member of the armed services but I did technically take a visiting tour of Vietnam and Cambodia recently so it’s all semantics anyway. “With all due respect, you look a little young for that specific war, sir” “Are you questioning the size of my cajones, Thaddeus?” “I don’t know what you’re implying sir.” “I’ll tell you what, Thad. You give me a discount today and we’ll pretend this conversation never happened. Don’t blue falcon me on this” “Okay, how about 20% off?” “Perfect.” I’m happy to say i’m the new, proud owner of a slim fit waffled polo shirt. Great store. 5 stars.

Conveniently located in the center of the city. Large store with a good inventory selection. Sale section has some good buys usually. Staff here are lackadaisical. On one occasion an item had a sales tag price for more than the original price. Brought it to the clerk's attention and told her the entire rack was marked wrong... she could care less.

Whether it's at the Tucson Mall or Park Place, H&M consistently has a good selection of fashionable men's and women's clothing at mid-tier affordable pricing. Typically the clearance rack can boast specials ranging from $5-$15 which are always a good pick-up if the look is right.

Cute, trendy and reasonably priced clothes!

I found great fall t shirts and flannels at this location but I am really writing a 5 star review for sales associate Sean. He was very helpful, patient, and courteous. It was refreshing to see someone that clearly enjoys and takes pride in their job. I will definitely be shopping at this location from now on. Thank you Sean.

The layout was messy, but lots of good stuff.

My favorite place for shopping ✌🏼

Found some great styles and deals here lately. I find myself going here more and more over the last few months....not only for gifts but for myself. I found a suit for an last minute event that fit perfectly for $70 and it looked alot more expensive. Their kids selection if reasonably priced and look great. I'll be back.

Although I am slightly out of the target range of customers for H&M I still enjoy shopping at the store they have exactly what I need when I go looking for it . Korina is very helpful and courteous and I have found her to be very knowledgeable and speaks very highly of her employer.she always goes the extra mile for the customer. Good job H&M

So many great deals and discounts here as always, but today the guy at the register gave me an extra 15% off on top of the 30% discount they already had on everything!!

They always have such great sales for the whole family, especially for the kids. Christmas shopping was great. They also gave discount for donated the kids sloghtly used clothes.

Great place in park place mall. Lots of great clothes for men. Prices are very affordable, especially for the quality if the clothes.

Also the employees are very helpful

1st shop. Friendly helpful sales staff. Nice selections and prices. Good job !

I have been looking for men's blazer for am event coming up, and H&M got my money because theirs were 5 times cheaper and fit better than any of the competitor's selection I tried on

I was surprised I always assumed they would be super expensive but they really aren't I was shocked at the kids clothes good stuff

I got a dress for my moms wedding, it looks amazing! affordable and lots of different styles.

Very Fair prices especially for people coming from out of the town and good product's quality!!!😊

Great clothes for a good price and cool people who are helpful that work there

Absolutely great selection of women's and men's clothes....kid's too btw!