Reading Parking Authority

Oh-ho, let's talk about the Reading Parking Authority in Pennsylvania! Those guys are like the anti-Santa Claus – instead of spreading joy, they're spreading parking tickets faster than I can dodge bullets. Seriously, have you seen those parking enforcers? They've got laser vision for spotting an expired meter from a mile away. It's like they're playing a real-life game of "tag, you're it, now pay up."

And don't even get me started on the parking signs. It's like they were designed by a team of evil geniuses who want to trick you into a ticket. "Oh, you thought you could park here after 5 PM? Nope, that sign is actually written in invisible ink that only parking enforcers can read. Better luck next time, sucker!"

But hey, let's give credit where credit's due – at least they're keeping the city funds flowing, right? I mean, who needs affordable parking when you can just fund the entire city budget through parking fines? It's like a reverse Robin Hood situation, taking from the commuters and giving to... well, probably not the poor.

And let's not forget the joy of finding that sweet parking spot, only to realize that it's a honey trap set by the parking authority. You think you've hit the jackpot, but then you come back to find a ticket waiting for you like a surprise party from the Grinch. "Surprise, we're taking your hard-earned money! Happy Parking Violation Day, suckers!"

But hey, maybe it's all part of the master plan to keep Reading's streets squeaky clean. Who needs parking spaces when you can just ride a unicycle everywhere? Or better yet, just swing from building to building like a certain friendly neighborhood superhero. I hear he never has to worry about parking tickets.

So, in conclusion, kudos to the Reading Parking Authority for keeping the streets clear and the city coffers full. You may be the bane of every motorist's existence, but hey, someone's gotta do it, right? Keep doing your thing, Parking Authority, just try not to turn it into a supervillain origin story. Remember, with great parking enforcement comes great responsibility – or something like that. Cheers!

These guys are GREAT!!!! Never fail to give you a ticket. Also the new parking garage setup is SOOOO convenient. It only takes me 10 minutes now to pay for parking in the garage compared to ONLY taking a few seconds in the past with the ticket system. 10 STARS!!!!!

Shout out to YASMIN at RPA.
Very pleasant, positive, and professional!
Thank you so much!!!!

Ladies in office have always been helpful while going to get my parking permits & even got a closer lot to where I live a block away , as soon a week after it was open. 👍😊 Was very helpful after suffering 2 strokes last yr.

Recieved a ticket by mistake and gave a low star rating last night - editing today because April, an individual in RPA's office, quickly noticed the mistake and resolved the situation with me by phone. Thank you April!

Great customer service. Fast too. Big parking out front. Handy cap access ♿
Remember be responsible pay your fines

Had my van booted. And it took them less than a half an hour to take the boot off very good service

Excellent customer service
Mrs. Melinda Speaks is always so helpful and courteous.

Someone give Niurka Sotelo a raise, got me in and out of there quick and looked out on my situation. 🤞

There are very nice, polite and professional women who go beyong to help people.

Great attention to details. Every one is treated with respect. Service to customers is excellent.🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Monthly parking payment went as smooth as could be.

Not bad for this type of business. Nice people

Awesome

Excellent staff to work with and pleasant reception

Good

Best THING EVER

Cuídate de parquear apropiadamente para que no tengas que ir a este lugar a pagar tus tickes....lol