Bull Malarkey's

This place is a must STOP! We had the Bull Burner Burger, a juicy piece of hamburger meat with fresh grilled jalapeños ,onions and topped with ghost pepper cheese. Dessert the Bread Pudding with Ice cream. The top had the perfect amount of crunch and the inside was moist and delicious!!!

Bull Malarkey's is a quaint, country restaurant, off the main town square in Henrietta, TX, across from the Henrietta main courthouse. It is a simple place on the outside, nothing screams restaurant except for the small sign on the outside of the shared building. Ther restaurant's name is on the glass of the main entrance door. I noticed a generously sized handicapped ramp on the sidewalk up to the main entrance.

When you walk inside Bull Malarkey's you are instantly transported back in time to the early 1900's. The dining room had a rustic charm, a character of an old, country dining room. It has wooden floors, wild game heads sporting every side of the room, homey aromas, some antiques displayed on wooden bookcases. It looks like a true , old fashioned, small town restaurant.

The dining room was clean and charming; a comfy relaxed feeling. There were no big city sounds of hustle and bustle. Even though the main dining room merely seats 16, it is spacious and uncrowded, with plenty of room to walk around each table. I believe there was a second dining area, but I didn't actually see it.

Our server worked alone serving all six tabletops. She was the hostess, server, busser, and cashier. Occasionally, another, well dressed woman poppped out from the kitchen area (?) to help to deliver the food to tables. As she passed each table she checked for refills, but as quickly as she appeared she soon vanished back to the other room. She vanishing woman appeared a second time, for an encore performance, before leaving again. She was friendly, when she spoke, and checked on our food and refills.

Our server was a extremely friendly, speedy, efficient, and kept moving the entire time we dinned. She never missed a refill. She dashed by and quickly checked on our table several times during our meal.

This small restaurant stayed full, as well as, several guests stopped in to order takeout. We didn't see anyone have to wait longer than a couple of minutes to be seated. The eleven o'clock lunch hour was quite busy for such a small town, population, 3141 (in 2010).

The food was beautifully plated, had generous portions, was cooked fresh, and made exactly as ordered. I had a BBQ burger, topped with sauteed onions, and a side of hand cut, seasoned, fries, and a large glass of iced sweet tea. My BBQ Bacon buger was juicy. The BBQ sauce was smokey, sweet, and slightly tangy. The seasoned fries were so good. They were tender, crunchy, and sliced thin. My dining buddy had the grilled *chicken, sweet coleslaw, and two wedges of buttery Texas toast... which he thoroughly enjoyed. All our food was prepared as ordered.

*Note: The grilled chicken was a bit dry and chewy, slightly tough to cut with the simple table knife; it may have been slightly overcooked... However, it did have some scrumptious seasoning.

Sadly, we were too full to try any of the enticing desserts. Maybe on our next visit we might order the banana pudding or Bull's bread pudding, first!

We had a delightful lunch at Bull Malarkey's, in Henrietta, TX...
cute name for a restaurant!

Nice little restaurant. Very clean. Well decorated, friendly atmosphere. Food was very good. Recommend the Chicken Fried Steak.

Ok, so this place is well hidden if you jus driving by. Only ones in da kno are locals and people on da square...and now me!!! U couldn't tell from da outside but dis place really nice. Back even better but dats at nite tho. Service is great, especially ms stacy and her good sense of humor. Now da food, da bologna burger was excellent! Best as I've ever had that I remember. Its flavorful especially wit da spicy mayo. Plus have coke zero too!!! Wine and draft beer in back in da evening. They been here fo bout 5 years...need more advertising yall...

We stopped at Bull Malarkey’s after a trip to Wichita Falls. Hoped for a good steak dinner and got one of the best steaks I have ever had. Plus an outstanding baked potato. The atmosphere and the service were great. Take the short drive off the highway and spend an hour having a memorable meal at Bull’s!
Bill T Michigan

We were visiting friends in Henrietta. They recommended this place and it didn’t disappoint. Had a yummy salad that had chicken and fried egg. And the BLT was super. The hubby would go back just for the tots. Cool ambience too.

Excellent food! Locally owned, high quality food that is above expectations with a great selection, sides, and wonderful service.

We made the short trip from WF to enjoy date night here. They were RSVP only (or to-go), due to COVID-19, so we had to schedule in advance. It was so worth it. My steak was prepared perfectly and seasoned well. My wife's burger was "everything I want a good burger to be", she said. We hope to return soon, even if just for some banana pudding!

First time visiting Bull Malarkey's. Great place and the food was amazing. We got the 16oz ribeye and that was the best steak I've had in years. We will definitely be going back.

First visit, and we'll be back! The steak, chicken fried steak, and all sides were delicious! Great atmosphere and service, we could immediately see why locals eat here. 😃👍

Absolutely love this place and the people! I find that im always warm welcomed and the dining experience is top shelf!

Food and service was great! The bull burner is spicy but very good. Definitely recommend stopping in to try them for lunch or dinner.

One of the best cheeseburgers I have ever had! Great French fries as well. Will definitely be back.

They make amazing burgers! Everyone there was so friendly and I love the vibe! Definitely a hidden gem!

Hands down best burger and best fries, okra. The whole table was impressed. Will definitely be back.

the best steak finger basket I’ve ever had. Not “pretty good”, it’s the best. Chips and queso, great. Corn nuggets were a slam dunk. Waitstaff rocked, shout out Staci!

Fabulous authentic chicken fried steak with delish cream gravy. Fresh cut fries and hot grilled Texas toast. A great meal with outstanding service. Lots of dead animals on the wall and endless gun shows on the big screens.

We were encouraged by Bull Malarkey’s reputation. We made the 30 mile trip and were not disappointed. The hostess,wait staff and owner were all exceptional. The food was really good as well. I had steak and Renee chose Pozole. The salad was fresh and the banana pudding wonderful. We had lunch but the restaurant is also open in the evening. The is a pub for beer and drinks. Texas cuisine and Hospitality at its best.

The food was amazing and staff was great! Wonderful place to eat!

Delicious, great prices, and the nicest service you’ll find. We had a friend tell us about this place and we’re so glad we made the trip!