Saints Store

It was a dark and stormy night. I parked my car in front of the building and headed inside. My stomach got louder and louder as I walked to the door. I was SOO hungry! And then, it was love at first sight. The canned scrambled eggs looked so appetizing in the moment. I brought it up to the register and the kind lady working there had an extra can opener I could borrow. I opened up the eggs and slurped it down. My stomach somehow got louder. I then asked for where the toilet is and the lady told me something that broke my heart: "The bathroom is for employees' only." My pupils expanded as I felt it coming. I just embraced what could only be referred to as destiny. My pants become a different color as tears came out of my eyes. It was so loud. So embarrassing! Best eggs since McDonalds.

Horrible place and many people behaving badly ruin the place.