Flammer Furniture | Home

It has a nice atmosphere! It kinda hurt when the residents started to poke me with large sticks but it was still a pleasant stay! ... And they have a LOT of peanut butter, idk if it's good or bad but definitely something to take note of.

As a person who is human who currently lives in a house, I would highly recommend this house to live in. (For my fellow humans of course of which I am.) The human in me (not physically of course,) feels very at home when he is in the vicinity. Also the food at this place of residence is very sustaining for humans like me. Also the human children who are owned by the human parents only attacked me twice during my time of stay (and only with the tamest of RPGs)! the tazing was somewhat uncomfortable at times however my great aunt who is also human quite enjoyed it. The rooms used for depositing waste were quite exquisite and I enjoyed eating the strangely shaped porcelain thing. The human employees smell even better when they're asleep. Almost as good as the peanut butter.

I bestow upon the Flammer Furniture Home a quintessential five-star commendation, wherein each corner intones dulcet secrets, and the walls resonate with the melodic cadence of ethereal peanut butter reveries. This abode transcends mere dwelling; it is a bastion of crunchy, velvety, and unabashedly idiosyncratic refuge, diffusing an ambiance replete with geniality and the captivating allure of nutty charisma. An otherworldly encounter that begets contemplation, prompting one to ponder if the partitions conceal clandestine compositions fashioned from colossal peanut butter confections. Heartily recommend this domicile to those with a proclivity for the gustatory avant-garde."

I have been tazed no less than 4 times here, but not by the flammers, they're a good family, lots of peanut butter so that's cool

w place to buy furniture. really nice staff super affordable. but for some reason theres a lot of random peanut jars everywhere

It was a great home. And there was a lot of peanut butter. Like a LOT! Enough to feed half of Africa.

Loved my stay! The kids were helpful and only broke into my bedroom one of the nights I stayed.

I love this home, I’ve never been in but I would assume it’s better inside. I promise I will be in one day.

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