Two Ducks Gentlemens Club

Stayed longer than our booking this last week, but the hosts were more than accommodating. We had the pleasure of seeing more than 2 ducks while there which was great. The hosts really pulled out all the stops with two camping theme nights during our stay plus a bonus unexpected lights and sound display on the Saturday night. Hosts even arranged for a special appearance from a woolie haired stand up comedian and their own personal French tour guide.

Only thing that let them down was the comedian sneaking in his 8 legged mate to spend the night.

Roast beef was fresh, toenails smelt like a fancy cheese, I would definitely recommend to a friend

Didn’t realise it was a gay club, still had fun with the boys tho

Food is good not sure about the owner and his taste in music but the dogs are cool

Most accomadating gentlemen club !! Only the finest at two ducks 🥳

Best night of my life them girls 😍😍

Attended for some fun, showed up and one duck was preaching bible, one was bald and crossed eyes and the last duck was also crossed eyed, looked 46 and was twirling the bbq saying he can’t wait to spend his life getting bashed by his girlfriend? Was not lit. Say less.

Accompanied my friend to my the club and on entry the bouncer smelt worse then death itself. Tried to work my way past that and turns out the owners are even worse. One was bald and the other cradling a crack pipe. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.