The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar

I go to this place regularly, at least once a week. They have got great specials running on Tuesday and Wednesday nights.

I don't know what sort of places you feel comfortable in, but this place is one of such for me.

Also their social media posts are so fun to follow, even if you have no time to go out or anything like that, you just wanna follow that quality content, you'll know what I'm talking about.

You ever have chicken so good you question your existence? You ever have to re order the same food twice because its so good? Thats this place

You know when places skint on the sauces....not here. I got like a pint of delicious gravy

Atmosphere unbeatable. Bands, Music, Beers (or Lemonade for us soberinos) and just a good vibe

Go here

Awesome live band venue with finger licking food!!

What can I say. It's an icon and nailing it in their genre.

Make sure you dress up beforehand to fit in (black t-shirt should suffice).

Cigarette burns on the toilet. Brilliant attention to detail. Well done!

An excellent punk rock dive bar! The bartender, sound guy, and patrons were friendly and welcoming.

I enjoyed the house lager well enough to follow a pint with a jug.

Good tunes on the PA before the show, which was 4 local bands for 10 bucks! The first two bands were great; had to bail after that but punks young, old, and in between were loving it.

I'll be back any time I'm in Melbourne.

On the wild night of 6/10 into 7/10, I embarked on an odyssey into the Last Chance Rock and Roll Bar—a realm of delightful absurdity and intriguing extremeness.

Upon entering, I was instantly submerged in a sea of patrons who defied the very laws of conventional appearance. Their hair resembled a psychedelic kaleidoscope, as if they'd personally challenged the rainbow to a duel.

The live music that manifested on stage was an enigma of sound, transcending the boundaries of comprehension. It was as if extraterrestrial beings had landed and started a jam session with musical instruments from a parallel universe. The absurdity was so intoxicatingly surreal that I questioned the very fabric of reality.

What truly defied expectations were the enchanting transgender individuals who graced this curious establishment. They wielded a unique charm that went beyond mere friendliness—it was as if they held the secrets of the cosmos in their captivating gazes. Their presence added a layer of enigmatic allure to the already bewildering evening.

Now, let us not forget the ever-watchful security personnel. Their devotion to safeguarding this peculiar haven deserves a celebration of its own. One couldn't help but wonder if their nipples, hidden beneath their security attire, possessed a certain gentleness that transcended mere human perception. They were, in their own right, an enigmatic and integral part of the Last Chance experience. The beedy eyes and curly hair of the security officer, combined with a curled lip that would intermittently enter into a sneer, was intimidating to begin with, but once it was clear the man was a high functioning disabled individual it only added to an incredible experience.

In the realm of the Last Chance Rock and Roll Bar, the ordinary is but a distant memory, replaced by the extraordinary, the absurd, and the downright bizarre. It's a place where the boundaries of reality blur, and where security is a mysterious enigma with gentle nipples. This is a destination that dares to defy the mundane, inviting you to embrace the weird and wonderful with open arms.

The abundance of homosexuals was also cause for celebration. Some of the bathroom stalls descended into lude and intense experiences that one struggles to say no to!

Great little dive bar with friendly staff, good drinks on tap for reasonable prices around the city, and frequently hosting great indie acts. Check it out!

Great rock bar with regular gigs and nice selection of drinks and pub food. Edit: still awesome since the last review!

If this place sucked the $12 steak night would still make it 5 stars. The fact that it doesn't is just a bonus. Absolute banger.

Really enjoyed my time here. A great selection of beers was only bettered by the talent of some of the live musicians. A pub with some great tasting beers and quality music. Can’t wait to come again. Keep rocking on.

Iconic place. The vibes here are only surpassed by the $12 steak night on Wednesdays and the $10 family dinner night on Tuesdays (usually a huge schnitty!)

$10 Monday Schnitzel and Gravy was the best value meal in Melbourne! Super tasty too. Thanks guys! $10 pints and Rock and Roll on the stereo. Bargain bargain bargain!

Awesome Bar. Staff weren't the best. Busy took drinks without asking if we were done

Amazing spot, my friend! They've got the good cheap beers, chummy service from good buddy at the bar, and the dope vegan menu with crispy treats for your soul. Try that vegan spicy lamb royale burger with the homemade potatocake - oof ×_×

Great venue for local bands!
I saw The Morningbirds here, what a great band, looking forward to seeing them again!

Totally adored this cool little joint. Went unexpectedly for a drink before a dinner reservation up the road, and we loved it! Definitely hope to go back and spend more time there, try the food and everything.

The atmosphere is really relaxed, very homely by all appearances and patrons there were enjoying the music, the beverages and food. It is quite post modern and very "punk-rock" themed. The experience can be entertaining and fun altogether keeping a very down to Earth, street smart drinking scene for the young Rock n' Rollers and proud punk warriors and Gothic Goddesses.

Rock and roll authenticity Central. At 62, going to see bands can provoke judgement. Does not happen here. This place keeps me young. Absolute icon in this town.

PLEASE READ ITS WORTH IT

Love this bar . The walls get me . covered in all these quotes and pics STICKERS and flyers could read for hours.

and the $12 steak night . Are you kidding . Amazing . Highly recommend . I go every Wednesday $12 300grams porterhouse served with sweet potatoes fries (might I add my fiance hates sweet potatoes and pumpkin yet finishes the sweet potatoes fries first) best sweet potatoes fries I have ever had in my life and salad . At woolies is $14 for a 300grams porterhouse not to mention cooking it . And is served with a side of authentic dirty thick pub gravy or garlic butter depends on the night I think . I have never faulted they're steak night . Am yet to try the family dinner night on Tuesdays and the other nights they have. It says they mention on they're socials but havnt seen what they do or a menu . Cheap great locally brewed beers and the stage/band room out the back is sick as f*ck . Defs keen to try more food and suss a gig in the band room . Not to mention how Beautifull the staff are and owners for trying to keep the tote living . So that there goes to show they not only pride them selfs and they're bar but also care for the community and other locals . #selfless do your self a favour and go suss the last chance they're steak night a gig or all of the above . You won't regret it .

Also not to mention our medium rare steaks chips salad and gravey are prepared in around 10-12 mins perfect service friendly staff great chef great prices. Am rambling now so if ur have committed to reading this far . You may as well commit to heading down there .

Cool little dive bar with live music in the back room