Sunoco Gas Station

So I arrive here after being chased out of Moscow by secret police to requisition some petrol. I walk in and there is some asian man running around saluting my greatest rival! He took my seat at art school once >:( then the dude couldn't even pass the first test, ran out yelling something about jews. But his inability to draw isn't the important thing. This asian man started drawing these silly symbols on the wall in ketchup. The guy behind the counter had enough of his "pranks" (as he called them while getting chased out of the store) and pulled out a sword and jumped over the counter. So I did the reasonable thing and shot the asian guy who was now trying to run through a glass door without opening it.

The cashier gave me a coupon for being such a good samaritan!

Also the Subway in the building is pretty good too. Reminds me a lot of back home in the Motherland. "Eat Fresh" What a good motto. Distracts from the fact all the bread is stale and moldy.

Amazing convenient store with Subway. They serve extremely amazing subs with fresh and soft bread.

Only place in Elysburg that carries hose clamps! Way to go Sunoco!

All you can expect from a gas station

It gave me gas.

Got gas, used the bathroom, and bought a drink. All I could really ask for. The place seemed clean too. Next door is a small Subway. On a nice road.

I would imagine you could get your card skimmed here, and get some salts too. Seems that way the few times I went in.

Don't use the car wash. Went in to exchange cash for quarters so I could wash my car. Then there is no soap. when I questioned them they just stated "yeah there no soap in any of them" and wouldn't give me money back. Place is great if you want to only rinse your car and get expired candy.

Nice place where they stand around and stare at you through the locked door screwing off for 5 minutes to open 3 min late

The subway is nice and the staff are friendly. But I certainly use the store next door. They're selling candy with expiration date of 4 years ago.