River Creek Cafe

when i entered the fortnite resturant the shandalers were boogie bombs my arms felt glossy and i wanted to hit the irish jig i popped a chug jug then danced on my opps the waitrese was dog water and my fried henchmen was boxed like a fish i felt a little shy and a little silly ^-^. i wanted to hit a take the l but the waitress already found a duo i hopped in the battle bus and dropped tilted i smoked the opps then got a dub 1# 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

When I entered this tavern I was overwhelmed with the feeling of a mother's warm embrace. Fortnite sussy balls hung from the rafters in grace. The bar maidens were kind and let me floss in the bar until night fell. They then carried me back to my carriage on a fine sheet of Egyptian silk from Italy.

Best restaurant I have ever been too! Just took my 12 children here and had wonderful service. The food is great and the drinks are amazing. I probably had 15 chug jugs before I drove home my family. The waiter did Fortnite dance moves through out the meal. 10/10 will be coming back.

I'm in tears. I've never had service this good. First the staff. The Amogus costumes were beautifully done, it was impossible to tell who was the imposter until I watched another crewmate get his neck snapped. (Great entertainment btw) The maps were all true to the original game as well (which map is better btw, tilted towers or loot lake?) Finally the balls. Never had better-tasting balls before. Shocked and amazed at this place and am definitely going back.

I chuged until i passed out and when i wook i saw the waitress doing sussy dance and i played so much🧑‍🦲

Love this place best food such good service

Had a chicken fried steak sandwich and a great chat with the hostess. Good times! Will be back to sample more of the menu if nothing else.

Good

Was here good place

Awesome!

Great waitresses