Jack the Geezer

We dined here on Anzac Day whilst visiting the area. Beautiful, friendly and attentive young staff with delicious food to match. Served promptly and with a smile.
Everyone enjoyed their meals from both the breakfast and lunch options. Fresh food, presented so well. Great beverages as well, with the shakes being a favourite.
We will definitely return.

Nice cafe with good outdoor seating.
Kind staff members who offer good service!!
Had a very good mocha, which made my day!!
My toddler was super happy with the baby chino and m&m cookie!!

Jack the Geezer is the place to be for great food, friendly service, and a warm, welcoming atmosphere. I’ll definitely be back, and next time, I’m bringing more company. It’s a five-star experience that’s too good not to share!

Super delicious breakfast. One of the best ones I had for a while. Staff is very friendly and it was a pleasure to be there this morning. Very busy place but also very calm. Loved it.

Great coffee in Middle park. My almond latte was superb! So many nice things to choose from the menu. Plenty of vegetarian options. Can't wait to have brunch here again!

Excellent food and coffee. Attentive service. Relatively inexpensive. Covid safe practices. Great outdoor seating - dog friendly - we had 6 dogs and 6 people without difficulty. Wildly different meal choices well timed by kitchen to arrive together. Highly recommend this little place.
Good gluten free options. Adequate nearby street parking. Might be close to road but planters and kerbing make it a cosy spot. Good for children.

“Geezer (noun) definition - a man, often old or unusual in some way”

Jack the Geezer, self-deprecating, tongue in cheek.

An English vibe, while not obvious from the exterior – the vibe transfers in the menu. With menu items like ‘The Full Monte’ ‘Piccadilly Grocer’ and the ‘Ashes Caesar’ you can see where the inspiration comes from.

I was invited along with some of Melbourne's most prominent restaurant reviewers to try some of the menu items at Jack the Geezer.

To go with the theme, I decided to have the corned beef burger. This was a nice change from your traditional beef or chicken. Proper corned beef (not the tinned variety) has a comfort feel and for a lot of Australians/English people – this is something they remember from their childhood. Severely underrated – the burger is definitely worth a try.

The other dishes that others tried looked visually stunning – something I wasn’t not expecting and therefore was pleasantly surprised. The standout was the pancakes with mixed berries, they were very fluffy.

Service was great and the food came out very quickly. I also had a chai which was tastily comforting. The interior is warm and straddles between spacious and comforting. A great option in the Port Melbourne area, there’s no pretension with this place but their outputs rival anything that’s big on Instagram at the moment.

Love that this place keeps cooking until 2pm - good food and delicious coffee!

Nice spot for coffee and brekkie. Conveniently located at the far side of Middle Park and just outside Albert Park / Lake - perfect for a post-walk stop. Coffee is great and the menu has lots of slightly different breakfast options to try. The toasted sandwiches are awesome. Lots of shaded outdoor seating.

Had breakfast here yesterday, had the "Crown Jewels" breakfast. Highly recommend it, very generous serve. Great service and atmosphere. Will be back.

Our second time here for the MS walk in May and todays walk for brain cancer. We had the breakfast burrito and fritters for breakfast today. Beautiful food and coffee. Lovely little café with great staff. Will be back.

Apart from the 10000 people at The Cup, the rest of Melbourne appeared to be enjoying the public holiday at the beach. We decided to head 800m or so off the Esplanade and take a punt on Middle Park. It paid off. Easy 4hr park. Soothing jazz tunes in the air. Wonderfully delicious decaf long black. Excellent iced latte. Now for the food..."Picadilly and Mediterranean" most pleasing to the eye and palate. Would highly recommend.

4.5 A stone's throw from Albert Park, with a stunning corner unit, Jack the Geezer is the ideal spot for brunch and a stroll. Jack the Geezer is a popular spot, managing to achieve the perfect... ...

Great coffee, great food and great service. Must visit if you're around the area or a local. Staff are welcoming and the vibe is relaxed. You can tell they have a real passion for what they do.

What a quirky little cafe! Their food choices clearly have more steps than my weekends at the Dandenong! Carefully plated and every ingredients played a purpose! Coffee was immaculate to go with our food and complementing the choices we've made.

Must be the best cafe in Melbourne, 10/10. Food options are so unique and gourmet, haven’t found anything as outstanding as this place. Chai latte at its best.

Love this place , my favourite is Chicken Avocado yummy and healthy and Coffee great, have to go every day 😊

Fantasti place. Very nice & friendly service. Everyone had something different for lunch & we all thurely enjoyed it. Very good coffee as well & takeaway is available. Prices were 100% good. Definitely a gr8 place to get lunch & Middle Park tram stop is literally across the rd. Do your taste buds a favor & take them there

Wonderful accomodating staff, great service, fantastic food.
Recommend the fresh juices!

Spacious and welcoming with great coffee and heaps of newspapers. Haven't tried the food yet but what I saw looked good!